If you ever see me sitting on the bench in Wal-mart; at the front of the store with a blue tooth in my ear, wearing a Viagra ball cap and eyeballing the greeter top to bottom. Please, please, take me outside and push me in front of the first car that is not yielding to pedestrians.
My personal plea for "push me in front of a car" comes if you see me wearing sequins and gold shoes! Watch out for that.
I'll keep an eye out for you if I pull in to the Walmart parking lot. But you won't be sitting on a bench. Those Viagra capped men much older than you will push you off if you try to claim a place. You're just a temporary visitor, after all.
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My personal plea for "push me in front of a car" comes if you see me wearing sequins and gold shoes! Watch out for that.
ReplyDeleteI'll keep an eye out for you if I pull in to the Walmart parking lot. But you won't be sitting on a bench. Those Viagra capped men much older than you will push you off if you try to claim a place. You're just a temporary visitor, after all.